Thursday, December 23, 2010

No One In This City Can Drive

Jersey drivers suck - we know this. The Jersey Slide a maneuver by which a driver goes from the left lane to an exit on the far right, obviously favored by clueless Jersey housewifes and drunkards because you have to drive five miles to Chili's to get a buzz on since your development has no bars nor sidewalks. Philadelphians complain, rightly so that Jersey drivers suck. But the old adage "it takes one to know one" is apt here. Philadelphians are shitty drivers but for a wholly other reason:


No one uses turn signals. I don't understand, am I supposed to be a fucking psychic and telepathically know that you're  going to merge or come out of that spot? Are you too tired to flick your ring finger and put the signal on? I know, your fingers are greasy from your goddamn KFC chicken. How did I know? You threw the bucket out the window as you merged.

Not very skeptical, but something very annoying nonetheless. 

1 comment:

  1. You say: "I'll probably annoy you since my views don't fit neatly in any category."

    If you could at least fit them into the category of entertaining, I'll come back once in a while.


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